Fruit Loops

So today I, Ashton, woke up to eat the Fruit Loops I had hidden put away where no one could find them, a...coincidence. Except they weren't there. Or ANYWHERE. 

I then moved on to eat normal cereal. But that's not the point. You see, every time our family gets sugar cereal, I hide some put some away where no one could find them, purely a coincidence. I have done this many times, and nobody has ever found them. Except this time. Somehow, my brother found them.I do not know how, for I EVEN WENT TO THE TROUBLE TO PUT THEM BEHIND FOOD THAT TASTES BAD. I know that it was he who ate them, for, when I questioned him, he smiled and walked away.

Am I mad? No. It just made for a good story. And a lesson to all sugar-cereal-hiddersputter-awayers. So, may you all learn from this that your room is the safest place to hoard food, yes I admit now that it is hoarding, anyway, as long as the food is in a tightly shut container.

So no, today I did not wake up and eat this delicious goodness. But I am now thinking about it and I guess it was for the best. At least my candy stash is in a safe place now.

But before I click "publish", let us say "so long" to what might have been.

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