Who is the candy steeler? Let me, Ashton, tell you.
One day in Spanish class...
TEACHER: What animal is this?
ME/ASHTON: ¿El mono?
PERSON #1: ¿El mono?
PERSON #2/THE CANDY STEELER: ¿El mono?
Before I go on, you must know that we get rewards--chocolate, for those who were wondering--for getting certain questions right. And this was one of those questions.
TEACHER: Correct, PERSON#2/THE CANDY STEELER [The teacher didn't actually say, 'PERSON #2/THE CANDY STEELER, but I'm not going to reveal names.], pick a peice of candy. :)
As you can probably guess...
ME/ASHTON AND PERSON #1'S FACES: :O
aka
a "WHAT!?" face.
It feels good to let this out, so, so long for now. A new story will come soon...maybe labeled--THE "CANDY-STEELER" STRIKES AGAIN--For he has, multiple times. And I doubt he'll stop now.